[Existential Bread] What My Grandparents Taught Me About the Two Ways to Die

“Just toss me over the bank into the canal. It’s my time to die! Also…are we stopping to get ice cream on the way home?”
―My Grandmother, Circa 2012

My grandfather died in my house one summer while I was back from college. He was a Presbyterian minister, which would lead you to believe that he had the whole…